Just like Jim, we're classic and classy as heck. To deliver the feeling of a cool brisk breeze on Jim's naked body, combined with the taste of your favourite Cola, we've developed Classic Cherry Cola Red, White & BOOM. Enjoy.
Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course, you have, you're 'Merican.
"Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanours." These are the acts that Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth defines as impeachable offences.
See our Lady Justice? She's peeking. Why? Because the scales of energy drinks in our great land have been tipped in the direction of garbage - throwing the balance off between great taste and value in the administration of killer energy drinks. Well, no more. 'Merica Energy's Justice Flavor has arrived to permanently reset the scale, keeping one eye open to ensure our nation never backslides into energy drink tyranny. Now, what does all that jazz taste like? No idea. Just kidding. It tastes like Kiwi
After years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavours, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, "Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again."
Turns out, she was seeing into the future and describing us faced with the trash fire that energy drinks have become. That's right, we're the huddled masses, yearning to breathe free because of the smoke from this garbage fire is choking our lungs in the aisles of convenience and grocery stores from sea to shining sea. Enter Liberty, like a gas mas soaked in blackberry lemonade, flying onto your mouth hole to save you from breathing in the smoke.
We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stitches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavoured whoop-ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting when you think about it.
The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a little of valour, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda". In honour of like, we've canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.
The 5th Avenue Bar is a peanut butter chocolate bar introduced by Hershey's. Peanut Butter is one of America's favourite treats and has long had a strong place within the candy industry. This mouth watering bar offers the best of Hershey Chocolate and rich peanut butter flavour.
The light, crisp, lemon and lime flavour of Diet 7UP makes it a refreshing, calorie-free drink on its own, and the perfect addition to recipes for every occasion. From cocktails to mocktails and even baked goods, mix it up a little at your next get-together with Diet 7UP! This 12-pack of cans is perfect for your fridge so you can enjoy the chilled taste of 7Up anytime at home.